I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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