what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
