Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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