no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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