i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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