Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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