It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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