I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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