You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am mentally ready for anal.
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