she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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