I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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