Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
you made out with another girl for some wings
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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