Your dad touched me again.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We need to get me chipped asap
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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