Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's never too late to be topless.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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