how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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