Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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