porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.