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• (951): View more from California

  I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it

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• (512): View more from Texas

  its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.

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• (530): View more from California

  Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.

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• (64): View more from New Zealand

  Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  May the one with the liver that just won't quit win

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.

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