i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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