Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Do you remember whose house we're in?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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