Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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