you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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