so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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