Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...