should my penis look like a turkey
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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