I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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