i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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