Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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