I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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