I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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