I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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