btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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