he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can't turn off my feet"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize