i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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