We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I will be naked everywhere
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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