Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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