My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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