I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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