You work out of a Hotel?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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