put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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