We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Damn victory sex feels great
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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