Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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