why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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