nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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