Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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