Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
honey bunches of taint.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
vagina is talking i cant
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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