Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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