The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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