3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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