I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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