i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
God I need to hump something, right now.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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