oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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