It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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