I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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