I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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