So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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